Sure, here are some funny jokes for you:

 Sure, here are some funny jokes for you

1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

2. What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.

3. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

4. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

5. Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they'd be bagels.

6. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.

7. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

8. Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems.

9. What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead.

10. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work